The contestants face a series of interrogations from both Duncan Smith and ‘The Wanker’, a mystery voice from the DWP who sneers derisively at their pleas on the end of a telephone line. [read...]
People suffering from clinical depression will be allowed to forgo the mountain altogether and collect their benefits from the depths of an abyss. [read...]
In what appears to be the perfect deal for those either unable or reluctant to work, the government plans to push claimants off benefits and into jobs they will not have to do. The rationale being that if people only have to work zero hours, [read...]
A group of French chefs have criticised diners for taking photos of their food….24 hours after eating it.
Chef Aleandre Goutier complained that diners at his restaurant in Paris were taking snap-shots of last night’s food just moments after defecating. [read...]