Reports from the ‘other side’, being channelled through psychics and mediums, say that billboards have already been going up all over Heaven following the death of American evangelist Billy Graham today. They are advertising an upcoming philosophical debate in which the firebrand American preacher will go head-to-head with the Reverend Ian Paisley, [read...]
Tributes have poured in after the passing of Martin McChuckle, who was most famous as one of the comedy slapstick duo the Chuckle Brothers. Together with the Reverend Ian Chuckle, McChuckle brought tears to the eyes of widows and children across the province through their routines about punishment beatings. [read...]
At a press conference in Rome this morning, Pope Benedict XVI has officially confessed that persistent rumours that he and most of his predecessors are Antichrist are in fact true. This shock revelation vindicates centuries of campaigning by evangelical groups in the US and Northern Ireland. [read...]
Tony Blair and Irish Premier Bertie Ahern toiled into the early hours, cutting and pasting images of DUP and Sinn Fein members together to create a new power-sharing assembly at Stormont. [read...]
