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New tech allows ‘blood sucking bankers’ to upgrade from metaphor to fact

Barclays’ business customers will now be able to log on by scanning the unique pattern of their veins; or as one banker described it as ‘…the fast track to their life essence’. Slumbering in their coffins by day, Barclays’ employees will now visit savers in their homes at twilight but only if the customer has signed a waver ‘inviting them in’, ‘banning the use of garlic’ and to avoid all reference to ‘PPIs’.

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Posted: Sep 6th, 2014
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Playstation identity thieves discover Playstation owners have no identity

Unhappy hackers revealed today that there was no point to their stealing the personal data of thousands of pastey faced, black T-shirt wearing 14-34 year old males, because they could barely muster one identity between them.

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Posted: Apr 28th, 2011
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Euthanasia clinic says no more cheques

A leading euthanasia clinic in Switzerland is now to require full payment up front after accepting cheques from customers which subsequently bounced.

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Posted: Oct 28th, 2009
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David Tennant named ‘celebrity most at risk of identity theft’

Impersonation of medical practitioners is on the riseA Home Office report today suggested that it was ‘highly likely’ Doctor Who star David Tennant would have his identity stolen by a younger man ‘within the year’.

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Posted: Jul 25th, 2009
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Bank customers forced to reveal humiliating sexual details to beat identity cheats

details will often be overheard in the workplace Banks and building societies are asking for further private details such as ‘favourite sexual position’.

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Posted: Jun 18th, 2009
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