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IKEA fire claims 130 stuck on way through

The blaze took hold slowly over the course of 20 minutes, during which many of the fatalities were observed on CCTV developing a morbid urge to keep perusing. 100 of the dead were found with a packet of scented tea lights, a set of pillow cases and a Malmosk.

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Posted: Sep 27th, 2013
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Woman gives birth and raises child in Ikea queue

still had to provide their own Allen keyA Darlaston woman has given birth and started to raise her first child while waiting in line for the checkout at an IKEA store.

After Helena Churchill and partner David Lomax loaded their shopping trolley with their bargain Sniglar Cot, they headed to the checkout where they were surprised to see 15 aisles each with an average of 125 customers waiting to pay.

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Posted: Jan 2nd, 2013
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Ikea hails success of advertising campaign for new range of negotiating tables

Home furnishing giant Ikea has announced a rise in profits for the last quarter after a recent ad campaign quadrupled sales of its MILIBÅNND range of negotiating tables.

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Posted: Jul 13th, 2011
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Physicists struggle to explain existence of IKEA space-time continuum

Leading physicists have conceded that they may not yet know enough about the nature of the universe to explain the existence of IKEA, after a couple entered the Gateshead store and emerged two hours later with a bag of tealights, some Swedish meatballs, and having aged forty years.

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Posted: Apr 4th, 2011
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Criminals to be issued with flat pack prisons

Justice Secretary to lock 'em up and throw away the Allen key‘Every prisoner will be told to stay at home and assemble their own cell.’

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Posted: Jul 12th, 2010
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