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Illuminati estate agents gloat as Crimea crisis deepens

safe havenskiAs the stand-off between Russia and Ukraine continues, the Illuminati are cackling with glee as their plans for world domination through manipulation of the London property market fall quietly into place.

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Posted: Mar 7th, 2014
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Kepler space telescope finally locates Alex Jones’s home planet

After years of intensive searching, prompted by growing numbers of people asking ‘what f*cking planet’ Alex Jones is from, NASA believes it has finally located the shock-jock’s native celestial body.

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Posted: Jun 11th, 2013
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