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Britain ‘comes out’ as openly racist

Union Jack, made in Indonesia for Christ's sakeIn a move that stunned many of the country’s fans, Britain today issued a formal statement saying it was coming out as openly racist.

Giving his reaction to the UK’s ‘outing’, President Obama simply said: ‘Shit.’

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Posted: May 1st, 2013
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Record numbers of cows not in employment, education or training

Look a little closer at Britain’s green and pleasant land and a new social problem will quickly become apparent. Record numbers of unemployed cows are just standing around field corners claiming millions of pounds in welfare payments from British taxpayers instead of fully engaging with society.

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Posted: Feb 15th, 2013
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Eric Pickles to be moored off Essex to provide home for Romanian immigrants

Communities Secretary Eric Pickles will become a haven for European immigrants, if plans to moor him as an artificial island become reality. The buoyant politician has already received a sea-worthiness certificate, and could soon provide a home for up to four migrants off the coast of Clacton.

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Posted: Jan 16th, 2013
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A message from Nicolas Sarkozy on behalf of the French Tourist Board

‘Come to France pour une bon holiday, et après, bugger off.’

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Posted: Mar 8th, 2012
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Racist organisation appoints uniformity officer

‘Racism is becoming such a broad church. They’re letting anyone in these days, and some of them are openly broad minded.’

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Posted: Jun 7th, 2011
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