Police have said they are ‘desperately concerned’ for the welfare of UKIP leader Nigel Farage after he was reported missing from the news ten minutes ago. [read...]
In order to combat the flood of unaccompanied children through its southern states, the US is planning to implement a scheme which bans anyone who still watches ‘Sesame street’, needs help tying their shoe laces or still believes in the tooth fairy. [read...]
A Romanian family has turned down the offer of a house in London because they don’t want to live next door to Germans.
The family – who don’t want to be named – [read...]
Immigration Minister Mark Harper has calmed Tory nerves with the news that nearly all the destitute and homeless beggars found huddled in doorways on New Year’s Day were British and not from Eastern Europe. [read...]
‘We got the idea from amusement parks as a way of reducing queues.’ [read...]