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Three-quarters of my penis is still technically ‘virgin territory’, brags Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson today abandoned any pretence that he is ashamed of his manhood, and in a series of press conferences refused to talk about anything other than his own penis.

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Posted: Oct 4th, 2013
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Wardrobe inspector quits after beating from jealous husband

Britain’s only wardrobe inspector has announced that he is hanging up his tapping gloves after the ‘umpteenth’ beating from a jealous husband left him with several fractured ribs and serious facial injuries.

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Posted: Mar 15th, 2012
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Innuendo-free version of Nigella’s Christmas Kitchen to be broadcast for celibate viewers

only trouble is, without all that hair she looks just like her DadThe BBC has announced that a version of Nigella Lawson’s Christmas Kitchen which is entirely free of sexual suggestion will be shown over the festive season in a peak primetime slot. Her usual full-on X-rated programme will instead be confined to late-night schedules.

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Posted: Dec 13th, 2010
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I’m sick of all the tedious innuendo, says Mrs Slocombe’s cat

Molly Sugden’s cat has bravely revealed a side to the late actress that the public never got to see. Lifting the lid on Sugden’s alter ego, ‘Mrs Slocombe’, she unveils a legacy of tedious innuendo and smutty jokes that almost destroyed her.

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Posted: Jul 3rd, 2009
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Italian waiter with normal sized pepper mill disappoints hen party

No amount of novelty devils horns and chocolate willies could raise a smile afterwards.

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Posted: Jan 26th, 2007
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