The Internet Standards Committee has finally passed judgement on an assortment of regional variations in language to give a new version of Standardised English. In addition to confirming a street behind houses is called an alley, [read...]
Peak ill discipline has been reached, wankers. So says a report produced by a coalition of parental groups. And who is to blame for this decay in the very fabric of our society? It’s children. [read...]
The Internet has announced that it is to cease publication of its daily print editions this week, while winding down its weekly editions with a view to becoming online-only by the end of the month. [read...]
Scientists studying social media nonsense have concluded that most content creators ‘just need a hug’. “It was pretty sad, really” said Dr Anthony Jones of the University of Oxbridge. “One we looked at was an actor who posted a picture of himself with a fake exemption lanyard and an anti-mask slogan. [read...]
Thanks to increased internet activity by locked down users worldwide, the internet is ‘dangerously near’ to being completely full. Streaming services are being warned to upload ‘light’ subject matter, and music platforms are already removing heavy metal and large orchestral works, [read...]
