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Theresa May becomes internet porn phenomenon

Latest online viewing figures leaked by MI5 have revealed the unexpected emergence of Home Secretary Theresa May as the UK’s top sex symbol.

The phenomenon is thought to have arisen after the recent announcement by Ms May, wearing a provocative black outfit and red lipstick, of the new ‘Snooper’s Charter’ under which all online viewing will be monitored by the security services. It is understood that large numbers of middle aged men, the main users of online porn, started to become aroused by the thought that Theresa May was spying on their viewing habits.

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Posted: Nov 8th, 2015
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Talk Talk hackers complain about Talk Talk broadband

‘If they had a decent broadband service, or even a half decent technical support team, we’d have cleared out their data weeks ago,’ confirmed one of the hackers responsible for making Talk Talk look even worse than normal.

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Posted: Oct 26th, 2015
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Email respondents to only answer first question

New office protocols have been confirmed this week in which people answering emails will only have deal with the first question they read, ignoring the list of queries that need attention underneath.

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Posted: Apr 20th, 2015
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Most emails now delivered by van

In a shocking waste of resources, figures released today suggest that £103bn of online shopping has fuelled a boom in transit sales. Rather than use virtual means to buy and sell goods, many entrepreneurs are relying on vans to transport their messages and have even resorted to using carrier pigeons to send invoices.

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Posted: Apr 19th, 2015
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Third world development: UN suggest internet fraud

Scam Aid Can earn ££££s working from home.

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Posted: Feb 17th, 2015
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