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Internet to go online only
The Internet has announced that it is to cease publication of its daily print editions this week, while winding down its weekly editions with a view to becoming online-only by the end of the month. [read...]
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Creators of viral posts ‘just needed a hug’
Scientists studying social media nonsense have concluded that most content creators ‘just need a hug’. “It was pretty sad, really” said Dr Anthony Jones of the University of Oxbridge. “One we looked at was an actor who posted a picture of himself with a fake exemption lanyard and an anti-mask slogan. [read...]
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Internet ‘nearly full’ – thousands donate SD cards, thumb drives.
Thanks to increased internet activity by locked down users worldwide, the internet is ‘dangerously near’ to being completely full. Streaming services are being warned to upload ‘light’ subject matter, and music platforms are already removing heavy metal and large orchestral works, [read...]
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Parents unable to connect daughter Alexa to WiFi
Mark and Stacey Marshall from Dagenham have complained that their new bundle of joy, Alexa, will not connect to their WiFi. This has left them disappointed to have just a baby with normal human abilities. [read...]
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God faces infinite fine under GDPR
It is not thought that an infinite amount of money will keep the European Commission going for more than a few years, but that is another subject. [read...]