Rupert Murdoch launches subscription-only dreams app, The Nightly
‘Premier league’ dreams include running through treacle as you try to flee from a sinister, all-powerful media presence
Posted: Feb 7th, 2013
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Maladjusted loners slam NRA for not releasing shooting game on Android
Heavily armed introverts have slammed a decision by the NRA to exclusively release their new shooting game on the iPad. ‘NRA: Practice What You Breech’ is available for download through iTunes, if you can trust those pinko liberals with your data.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2013
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iPad 3 to come with ‘I’ve got an iPad 3′ t-shirt and mug
Details are emerging for Apple’s much-anticipated iPad 3, which promises to fundamentally change the way people think about their iPad 2. With record pre-orders from people who don’t care what it can do or how much it costs, the actual specification is largely unimportant. But key to showing off to strangers in public places is a new ‘I’ve got an iPad 3′ t-shirt, complemented by an ‘iPad 3 Owner’ mug for the office.
Posted: Apr 10th, 2012
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iPad to give electric shock to anyone typing ‘would of’
In what one industry analyst has described as ‘a last desperate effort to yank humanity back from the edge of the abyss,’ Apple’s soon-to-be-announced iPad 3 will include a variation on spell-check software that will replace juxtapositions of the words ‘would’ and ‘of’ with the obviously grammatically correct ‘would have’, while administering a sharp electric shock.
Posted: Mar 13th, 2012
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