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New iPad ‘easiest to bend yet!’ claims Apple

Let the competition match that!

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Posted: Oct 16th, 2014
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Father admits he didn’t actually spend summer outdoors

preferred staying in watching Muffin the MuleUnder pressure from his ten-year-old son Jacob, Bromsgrove insurance claims adjuster Roger Wyatt has admitted that he didn’t actually spend his formative summer holidays playing with sticks and fording rivers.

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Posted: Jul 5th, 2014
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Man’s laptop shuts down for bank holiday weekend

A laptop belonging to a 28 year old Newcastle man has angered its owner by deciding to take off the bank holiday weekend. ‘I went to fire it up this morning’ says Dave Hutchins, the owner of the laptop, ‘and when I turned it on a message popped up saying ‘Dave’s laptop is off for the bank holiday weekend and will return on Tuesday 27th May, if your enquiry cannot wait until then please contact Dave’s IPad which is currently located behind a cushion on the sofa’.

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Posted: May 26th, 2014
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Man threatens suicide under pressure of Candy Crush Saga requests

any other sort of crush momentarily preferableStreets around the Shard skyscraper in the City of London have been cordoned off after reports of a 32 year old office worker standing on the 48th floor window ledge threatening to jump unless every single one of his 290 Facebook friends promises to stop sending unsolicited invitations to play Candy Crush Saga.

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Posted: Feb 9th, 2014
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Grandmother in fear of iPad Christmas present

Grandmother Margaret Edwards has another thirty-six sleepless nights to endure before Christmas Day when she fears her family will be giving her an iPad as a Christmas present.

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Posted: Nov 18th, 2013
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