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Apple warned over ‘If you don’t have an iphone you might as well be a leper’ ad

Apple’s new ad for the latest iphone has today been banned by the Advertising Standards Authority. Having decided that their ‘if you don’t have an iphone, you don’t have an iphone’ ad was a little bit too subtle the new ad came right out and said what they really meant the first time.

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Posted: May 19th, 2011
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China defriends Google on Facebook for acting ‘well gay’

Google said it didn’t like hanging with China and doing shit because it was like too clingy and kept telling Google what to do ‘n shit.

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Posted: Dec 7th, 2010
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New iPod Shuffle designed to be inserted anally

And, your music collection will never, ever again be in the wrong order. Guaranteed.Apple CEO Steve Jobs walked awkwardly onto the stage with the tell-tale white headphone cord disappearing into his rectum.

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Posted: Sep 11th, 2010
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Downloading industry threatened by rise of new ‘physical media’

the future has arrived‘Overnight we’ve seen these kids deserting their Bit Torrent clients in droves, and hitting the record shops to buy these ‘CDs’ and ‘DVDs’. I don’t know what the world’s coming to.’

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Posted: Jul 18th, 2010
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96% of all presents ‘a bit wrong’

A Consumer’s survey has revealed that only 4% of the presents opened on Christmas day were exactly what the recipient wanted or asked for. All the rest were either slightly but irritatingly wrong or actually be so completely inappropriate or misjudged that it would have been better to buy nothing at all.

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Posted: Dec 26th, 2008
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