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Man accidentally launches nuclear strike on Iran after online bank detail error

‘How was I supposed to know that one simple typo on my ‘memorable name’ was going to immediately connect me to the Pentagon mainframe defence system computer?’

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Posted: Oct 11th, 2010
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Iran completes construction of Death Star

'these are not the excuses you are looking for'‘The Death Star will be used for entirely peaceful purposes. Israel has no reason to worry about our new novelty paperweight.’

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Posted: Aug 30th, 2010
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World hails Coalition’s radical plan to axe Home Improvement Packs

US president Barack Obama leads global praise for the new UK coalition government’s radical first policy decision: the abolition of Home Improvement Packs.

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Posted: May 21st, 2010
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Iran to make ‘fun-size’ nuclear weapons

Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has announced a breakthrough in negotiations whereby Iran will only develop ‘fun-size’ nuclear weapons rather than the full-blown weapons of mass destruction.

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Posted: Mar 4th, 2010
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London-Tehran tensions rise as Butlins training camp found in Iran

A new diplomatic row has broken out between London and Tehran after a facility in northern Iran was identified as an active Butlins training cell, where teams of Redcoats are being radicalised and encouraged to topple Western civilisation through suicide bombings, sing-a-longs and knobbly knees contests.

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Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010
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