Iran completes construction of Death Star
‘The Death Star will be used for entirely peaceful purposes. Israel has no reason to worry about our new novelty paperweight.’
Posted: Aug 30th, 2010
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Chilcot Inquiry panel find witnesses ‘lacking in razzle-dazzle’ since last Friday
Members of the Iraq Inquiry panel have complained that witnesses have seemed ‘lacking in razzle-dazzle’ in comparison to last Friday’s star turn by first-rate sorceror Tony Blair, whose triumphant appearance really stunned and staggered ‘em and left ‘em begging for more.
Posted: Feb 2nd, 2010
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Cabbie who sparked Iraq war does it again
The Iraqi cab driver who said he overheard two army officers claiming that Saddam Hussein had WMD ready for use in 45 minutes has done it again by infuriating London’s cabbies.
‘It’s bleedin’ war,’ said Alf Tubbs of the London Taxi Drivers’ Association. ‘The geezer who was the source for the intelligence that sparked the war drove a mini cab – no wonder Blair got it wrong. He should have got his intelligence from a geezer who’d done The Knowledge then he wouldn’t have got mini weapons of mass destruction. My members are bleedin’ furious.’
Posted: Dec 29th, 2009
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Glaswegian translators demand asylum after reprisal threats
The Conservatives today tabled a question at PMQs asking the Prime Minister to reconsider his government’s refusal to grant translators working in war-torn Glasgow asylum in Surrey.
Posted: Oct 28th, 2009
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