Now it’s like I’ve got to do the next week’s massacres up front to afford the time off, otherwise it just all piles up waiting for you for when you get back. I don’t know why they call it time off work – it’s work delayed or work brought forward more like. [read...]
Apple has announced that its new iPhone 6IS will come with a 100% guarantee of data security following the owner’s demise. The promise is only valid for the first 12 months as standard but the owner may purchase additional ‘Apple-Be-Praised’ [read...]
A left-wing IS splinter cell has today declared an Islamic socialist caliphate in a bid to halt the plight of jobless jihadis and bombers on the breadline. [read...]
Twelve members of Islamic State have been left seriously amused after a ruthless gang of satirists forced their way into its headquarters and proceeded to ridicule up the place.
Sarcasm, parody and irony are all said to have been used in what many are seeing as a broader attack on everyone’s freedom to stone homosexuals or cut babies in half. [read...]
In a root and branch review of the death cult’s vision, strategy and operating model, management consultants McKinbain have dragged IS kicking and screaming ‘Allah wa akbar’ into the 21st century. ‘We’re taking their holistic management philosophy from state of the Ark to state of the art’ said a McKinbain partner. [read...]
