Now it’s like I’ve got to do the next week’s massacres up front to afford the time off, otherwise it just all piles up waiting for you for when you get back. I don’t know why they call it time off work – it’s work delayed or work brought forward more like. [read...]
A crack squad of the ‘know-it-alls’ could be deployed on the streets of London to counter the growing threat of ‘Unknown Homicidal Maniac-ophobia’ – the irrational fear of being killed by something crazy. For months, [read...]
The ‘Mother of all Bombs’ has been dropped on an Afghan tunnel with the attached message ‘You never phone me’ attached. The 9,800 kg MOAB is the largest non-nuclear device ever exploded and was targeted specifically to flush out forgetful sons. [read...]
Apple has announced that its new iPhone 6IS will come with a 100% guarantee of data security following the owner’s demise. The promise is only valid for the first 12 months as standard but the owner may purchase additional ‘Apple-Be-Praised’ [read...]
A left-wing IS splinter cell has today declared an Islamic socialist caliphate in a bid to halt the plight of jobless jihadis and bombers on the breadline. [read...]
