An uneasy peace was hanging over the centre of Cowes, Isle of Wight, this morning after a series of riots that was initially sparked by passive-aggressive indirect communication between a man who needed the toilet and a group of born again Christians. [read...]
CSI Isle of Wight star William Roache admitted today that the new series of the all-action forensic detective drama was just what he needed to put his travails behind him. Roache plays heart-throb DCI Leighton Drumstick, [read...]
Isle of Wight accountant Dennis Ruffak has reverted to one of his favourite metaphors from playful conversations throughout 2012 and 2013, referring to his body as a multi-storey building, in which his genitals represent the ‘downstairs’ or a ‘recreation room’, [read...]
Most amusing but slightly pervy-sounding fantasies are best left that way, according to Nigel Walker, a 58-year-old chartered surveyor from the Isle of Wight who was recently dipped in chocolate and thrown to the lesbians. [read...]
The wife of the vicar in a quiet parish in the Isle of Wight is more than a bit partial to cock, it has emerged among the congregation. Angela Danielson, 39, has been married to the Reverend Keith Danielson for eight years, [read...]
