‘I thought the app was a good idea,’ said Alan from Cowes. ‘I’m in my fifties, have mild hypertension and drink like a fish, so I thought anything that can help me remember who I’ve been in contact with, [read...]
In the aftermath of Storm Ciara’s trail of devastation and destruction across the country at the weekend, and now having surveyed the damage, experts have concluded that it would be cheaper to knock the UK down and rebuild. [read...]
As the shell-shocked inhabitants of the Isle of Wight woke this morning to see that the suspiciously foreign-named Storm Ciara had done thousands, possibly hundreds, of pounds of damage to their once-tranquil home, they were as one in vowing that they will be jolly well rolling up their sleeves and restoring it to its 1950s glory. [read...]
Mike Smythe, whose 2003 Widow Twanky for the Ventnor Players was described as ‘definitive’ has announced he will not work with Woody Allen. Smythe, 58, told regulars at the Fisherman’s Arms: ‘I do not care whether this will affect my career or not’, [read...]
Fears are growing that Britain may be swamped by a ‘grey wave’ of elderly migrants returning once European healthcare accords are abolished when Britain leaves the EU. About 75% of Britons settled in continental Europe are one untimely slip in the shower away from the Grim Reaper – [read...]
