Isle of Wight accountant Dennis Ruffak has reverted to one of his favourite metaphors from playful conversations throughout 2012 and 2013, referring to his body as a multi-storey building, in which his genitals represent the ‘downstairs’ or a ‘recreation room’, [read...]
Most amusing but slightly pervy-sounding fantasies are best left that way, according to Nigel Walker, a 58-year-old chartered surveyor from the Isle of Wight who was recently dipped in chocolate and thrown to the lesbians. [read...]
The wife of the vicar in a quiet parish in the Isle of Wight is more than a bit partial to cock, it has emerged among the congregation. Angela Danielson, 39, has been married to the Reverend Keith Danielson for eight years, [read...]
‘Our centre offers the perfect place to keep the island’s key demographic occupied,’ said founder, Margret Briscoe, ‘and is ideally situated just a short bus ride from Sandown’s glamorous benches, bingo halls and fracture clinic.’ [read...]
So-called Islamic State has upped the ante in its propaganda war by claiming responsibility for the classic album Pet Sounds and releasing a track listing, which runs:
Wouldn’t Jihad be Nice
You Still Believe in Muhammad [read...]
