A group of alien supervillains have admitted defeat in their evil plans to subjugate the world starting at Shanklin, Isle of Wight. ‘We decided that there were just too many superheroes and too much advanced defence technology in New York, [read...]
The book world is literally ablaze with astonishment today on reading the news that notorious agoraphile and mucky-pup Bear Grylls has stepped in to fill the bird-mocking void left by Harper Lee more than fifty-five years ago. [read...]
Fears are growing that Britain may be swamped by a ‘grey wave’ of elderly migrants returning once European healthcare accords are abolished when Britain leaves the EU. About 75% of Britons settled in continental Europe are one untimely slip in the shower away from the Grim Reaper – [read...]
Hot on the heels of Donald Trump’s success, an Isle of Wight hotelier has secured a majority of parish seats – despite pollsters inaccurately predicting a victory for a candidate ‘without a vestigial tail’. Controversially Doris Armitage, [read...]
Isle of Wight police were last night trying to track down a motorist who failed to acknowledge a local man’s acknowledgement of the other driver’s previous acknowledgement of his thoughtful act whilst driving. [read...]
