So-called Islamic State has upped the ante in its propaganda war by claiming responsibility for the classic album Pet Sounds and releasing a track listing, which runs:
Wouldn’t Jihad be Nice
You Still Believe in Muhammad [read...]
Several Isle of Wight residents have been inconvenienced after Doris Trensham, 79, became ‘very cross’ at missing out on a £23 win at the Bingo on Wednesday night. Insisting that she had called ‘House’ before the caller moved on to the next number, [read...]
A group of alien supervillains have admitted defeat in their evil plans to subjugate the world starting at Shanklin, Isle of Wight. ‘We decided that there were just too many superheroes and too much advanced defence technology in New York, [read...]
The book world is literally ablaze with astonishment today on reading the news that notorious agoraphile and mucky-pup Bear Grylls has stepped in to fill the bird-mocking void left by Harper Lee more than fifty-five years ago. [read...]
Fears are growing that Britain may be swamped by a ‘grey wave’ of elderly migrants returning once European healthcare accords are abolished when Britain leaves the EU. About 75% of Britons settled in continental Europe are one untimely slip in the shower away from the Grim Reaper – [read...]
