Hailed as ‘an area where both Jews and Arabs can equally apply for membership’, the plans, scribbled by the President on the back of a folder, detail the course’s layout, with the bombed-out remains of Gaza repurposed as a ‘hazard’, [read...]
‘If this proliferation is allowed to continue, it would simply ruin the view from Israel.’ [read...]
‘Too often radical thinkers such as myself are left with no choice but to hide in lofts or wander the diaspora, concealing their true identity for fear of how the majority will treat them,’ he said. [read...]
Pinewood Studios has announced that Minister for Overseas Development Priti Patel will replace Daniel Craig as James Bond. They based the decision on Patel’s ability to travel abroad, disguised as a simple holidaymaker, and conduct high level intrigue without arousing suspicion there or at home. [read...]
After years of indecision and holy fights with his conscience, God has finally decided to save the Queen. [read...]
