Nations begin traditional Christmas warfare
Countries around the world have begun bombing each other in the run up to Christmas.
Posted: Dec 19th, 2013
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Israel to build settlements ‘up William Hague’s nose’
The Israeli government has announced its intention to build 1000 new dwellings up William Hague’s nose. Foreign Secretary William Hague says he is ‘monitoring the situation’ but told the Commons ‘further action could upset the balance in the Middle East at a difficult time, and despite personal discomfort, and the alleged illegality of the building, we think the best option is to maintain calm and keep a watchful eye on developments in my nose.’
Posted: Aug 14th, 2013
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New Iranian president promises to reform Scrabble app
The newly-elected reformist Iranian president, Hassan Rouhani, has declared that his first act in office will be to reform the widely-derided Scrabble smartphone app.
Posted: Jun 21st, 2013
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Middle East crisis solved on Twitter
There were jubilant scenes across the Middle East last night, as the bitter dispute between Israel and its Arab neighbours finally ended, thanks to a series of Tweets from two individuals on opposite sides of the argument.
Posted: Dec 7th, 2012
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District Council turns down Israeli planning application for 3000 new homes
‘As council leaders we were worried about the loss of visual amenity to local people and the pressure it would put on local roads and schools. We are committed to keeping the green belt intact at all costs’.
Posted: Dec 5th, 2012
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