Following the revelation that Priti Patel attempted to subsidise the Israeli army with foreign aid, it transpires that she also tried to claim cold weather payments for pensioners in Tel Aviv and disability living allowance for Uri Geller. [read...]
Following her dismissal from the government, Pinewood Studios has announced that Priti Patel will replace Daniel Craig as James Bond and is already shooting her first film. This decision was taken based on Patel’s ability to travel abroad, [read...]
While Donald Trump is busy conflating the Israel/Palestine question with his breakfast order, the United Nations has suggested that a divided ownership of the President’s ideas might be best for all concerned. This would mean that the US retains ownership of Trump’s policies on women, [read...]
Hailed as ‘an area where both Jews and Arabs can equally apply for membership’, the plans, scribbled by the President on the back of a folder, detail the course’s layout, with the bombed-out remains of Gaza repurposed as a ‘hazard’, [read...]
‘If this proliferation is allowed to continue, it would simply ruin the view from Israel.’ [read...]
