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Iran on the brink of acquiring wind farm technology, warn experts
‘If this proliferation is allowed to continue, it would simply ruin the view from Israel.’ [read...]
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Livingstone calls for nation state for persecuted politicians
‘Too often radical thinkers such as myself are left with no choice but to hide in lofts or wander the diaspora, concealing their true identity for fear of how the majority will treat them,’ he said. [read...]
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Priti Patel to be new James Bond
Pinewood Studios has announced that Minister for Overseas Development Priti Patel will replace Daniel Craig as James Bond. They based the decision on Patel’s ability to travel abroad, disguised as a simple holidaymaker, and conduct high level intrigue without arousing suspicion there or at home. [read...]
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God finally agrees to save Queen
After years of indecision and holy fights with his conscience, God has finally decided to save the Queen. [read...]
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Palestinians also responsible for Kraftwerk, claims Netanyahu
‘Don’t be fooled by these lyrics referencing autobahns and the Tour de France,’ he continued, ‘These men have never left the occupied territories. Not that they are occupied, of course…’ [read...]