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Playground in crisis as game of ‘It’ declared void by schoolboy who ‘wasn’t ready’

A school playground was plunged into confusion yesterday when a seven-year old boy demanded that a game of ‘It’ be restarted because he was not ready.

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Posted: Feb 4th, 2015
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Schools to introduce extra lessons for kids to turn off porn filters for parents

‘Once the new porn filters take effect, parents’ first port of call will be to ask their children to sort out the problem.’

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Posted: Jul 31st, 2013
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Woman defies advice and enters Maplins without a man

‘I’d spoken to my husband the night before and so I thought I knew what we wanted,’ she said. ‘But after talking to a few of the assistants, I quickly realised I was way, way out of my depth.’

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Posted: Jul 14th, 2012
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IT company employee wins award for Britain’s Most Pointless Job Title

‘For years I’ve had people laughing openly to my face while I try and explain what I do. But it’s good to know that all that humiliation was worth it.’

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Posted: May 31st, 2012
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Microsoft goes bust as error messages trademarked

The IT industry was left in shock yesterday after the collapse of the software giant Microsoft when unemployed Dave Digby from Felixstowe trademarked the phrase ‘Fragment (consider revising)’.

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Posted: Nov 27th, 2011
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