Computer programmer’s shame on confessing to never having seen ‘The Matrix’
The IT world was plunged into bitter recrimination last night after computer programmer James Renfield finally admitted that despite working in the industry for many years, he had actually never watched ‘The Matrix’ movie.
Posted: Aug 30th, 2011
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