The Scottish budget airline, Air Jobbie has reported that panic buying by customers desperate to fly to Italy, has crashed its online booking system. This follows the reporting in the media of graphic details emerging from the court case involving ex-First Minister and former beached whale, [read...]
This temporary rule-change – where no players, even those on the same side, are allowed to approach closer than 2 metres to any other player – has subtly changed the character of the the game, [read...]
Mistresses across Italy are said to be heartbroken and neglected after the government’s cancellation of all sporting events gave their lovers no excuses to slip away from their wives. [read...]
The plan, codenamed Caper Time, will involve driving red, white and blue minis to the European Central Bank in Milan, filling them with gold bars and making an escape.
An early suggestion to sabotage Milan’s traffic lights to cause chaos was replaced with a plan just to let Italians drive the way they do anyway. [read...]