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Maladjusted loners slam NRA for not releasing shooting game on Android

Heavily armed introverts have slammed a decision by the NRA to exclusively release their new shooting game on the iPad. ‘NRA: Practice What You Breech’ is available for download through iTunes, if you can trust those pinko liberals with your data.

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Posted: Jan 17th, 2013
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Man who signed iTunes agreement faces lifetime in bondage

‘I just checked the box saying I agreed. I didn’t bother to read through all the fine print and now lawyers have told me I’m owned entirely by Apple.’

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Posted: May 10th, 2011
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Songs for Japan gives frustrated altruists avenue to help Japan, pad out iPod

Care-worn armchair humanitarians with no clue how to help those suffering from the effects of the Japanese earthquake and subsequent tsunami, were finally put out of their fortnight of misery over the weekend, as ‘Songs for Japan’, a rag-bag of random rehashed pop was released on iTunes last Friday specifically for them.

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Posted: Mar 28th, 2011
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