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Man caught watching Crimewatch without a TV Licence

‘I was just watching Crimewatch to see who they were chasing this week,’ said Bill Evans of Basingstoke, ‘and Doris, that’s the wife, said “isn’t that our front door?”. Well bugger me but just then the door flew open and Nick Ross and a load of cameramen piled into our front room. It was criminal.’

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Posted: Mar 24th, 2014
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Royal dress designer, who designed royal dress, comes second

Emanuel, a dress designer who designed Princess Diana’s wedding dress and has had surgery for prostate cancer, said he thought if he could conquer his illness, he could conquer the jungle. ‘Designing Princess Diana’s wedding dress was a walk in the jungle compared to being in the jungle,’ said Emanuel, who designed Princess Diana’s wedding dress.

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Posted: Dec 10th, 2013
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I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here to be filmed directly from Belmarsh Prison

‘it’s more believable – I mean, the viewers won’t be in any doubt that the celebs actually do want to get the hell out of there.’

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Posted: Nov 4th, 2013
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Care for the elderly ‘bloopers reel’ to be released

ITV has proudly announced that hidden camera footage of Britain’s care homes will form the basis of a ‘hilarious’ one hour Xmas special, narrated by the ‘consistently funny’ James Corden. The revamped inspection regime is expected to yield hip-splitting pratfalls, accidental bed baths and an uproarious recording of an Alzheimer’s patient forced to re-enact the Blitz.

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Posted: Oct 16th, 2013
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BBC to make programme names brutally honest

A spokesperson for the BBC said that title changes already under consideration include replacing ‘Top Gear’ with ‘Three Big Kids Dicking Around in Cars’, and renaming ‘Coast’ to ‘Enthusiastic Scottish Man Waving His Arms Around’, whilst ‘EastEnders’ will almost certainly become ‘Moaning Gits Depressing Everyone to Death’.

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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2012
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