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I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here to be filmed directly from Belmarsh Prison

‘it’s more believable – I mean, the viewers won’t be in any doubt that the celebs actually do want to get the hell out of there.’

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Posted: Nov 4th, 2013
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Care for the elderly ‘bloopers reel’ to be released

ITV has proudly announced that hidden camera footage of Britain’s care homes will form the basis of a ‘hilarious’ one hour Xmas special, narrated by the ‘consistently funny’ James Corden. The revamped inspection regime is expected to yield hip-splitting pratfalls, accidental bed baths and an uproarious recording of an Alzheimer’s patient forced to re-enact the Blitz.

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Posted: Oct 16th, 2013
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BBC to make programme names brutally honest

A spokesperson for the BBC said that title changes already under consideration include replacing ‘Top Gear’ with ‘Three Big Kids Dicking Around in Cars’, and renaming ‘Coast’ to ‘Enthusiastic Scottish Man Waving His Arms Around’, whilst ‘EastEnders’ will almost certainly become ‘Moaning Gits Depressing Everyone to Death’.

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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2012
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Police investigate claims Freddie Starr ‘was a comedian’

Detectives were today questioning Freddie Starr over allegations dating back to his television heyday that he took advantage of his celebrity status to impose his peculiar brand of ‘humour’ on unsuspecting members of the public.

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Posted: Nov 2nd, 2012
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Simon Cowell’s new show to find official ‘Best Thing Since Sliced Bread’

now looking for a profitable topping Simon Cowell today announced that his latest ITV talent show will for the first time feature inanimate as well as animate objects as he invites the public to vote for the official best thing since sliced bread.

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Posted: Oct 3rd, 2012
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