The government’s legendary coronavirus track and trace system, said to be world-beating by Boris Johnson, has been dismissed as an abject failure. After the trial of a £12bn app on the Isle Of Wight which refused to function on mobile telephonic communication devices, [read...]
Hedge Fund ball bags are collectively making some serious mullah out of the current coronavirus crisis by betting against stocks of struggling UK companies and so basically profiting from pending mass unemployment and, well death, [read...]
French Zoologist Pierre Camembert, who claims to have rediscovered the lost land of Britain, has finally presented a preliminary record of his adventures to the Institut National De L’information Geographique in Paris. Fascinated by stories of how the once great empire became cut off from the rest of the world in 2020, [read...]
Die-hard brexiteers dying without repentance will dwell for all eternity in a hellish simulacrum of the seat of European power, God confirmed today. ‘No-plan-no-dealers had every chance to say sorry’ said the Lord Almighty. ‘Not for them the blessed afterlife of a liberal, [read...]
Critics have hailed the new biopic of Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees-Mogg as ‘an artistic triumph’. ‘Boz and Moggy’ stars John C. Reilly as Boris and Steve Coogan as Jacob. The two are said to have put an incredibly amount of work into making the characters come to life on the big screen. [read...]
