A leaked document from the Brexit party today confirmed that two of the largest tugboats ever designed are under construction in a disused Pottery in Stoke.
Funded jointly by Aaron Banks and Jacob Rees-Mogg, [read...]
Prime Minister Theresa May has snapped up all the gaps between the triangles of chocolate in Toblerones, it has been revealed today. The news comes just weeks after manufacturer Mondelez International announced that it was reducing the distance between chunks of the distinctively shaped white confectionary and was reverting to its original shape. [read...]
Evacuated residents of Whaley Bridge have been criticised for leaving their homes. ‘They should embrace these opportunities,’ said the scarily fey sepulchral Chairman of the ERG and newly appointed Leader of the House of Commons, [read...]
News that many UK farms face ruin and bankruptcy if the UK crash out of the EU without a trade deal has alerted oligarchs and sheiks around the globe. Many farmers say they would simply go out of business if Boris Johnson follows through with his threat to leave the EU – [read...]