The company that sells advertising space alongside high-profile floral tributes has issued a profit warning after a slowdown in celebrity deaths. Shares in the firm have fallen almost 50% since their March 2009 ‘Jade Goody’ peak of 425p. [read...]
Gordon Brown has expressed a hope that there will be a terrorist atrocity somewhere on mainland Britain in the next 48 hours. ‘Either that or Prince William getting Amy Winehouse pregnant or something’ [read...]
Disgraced Celebrity Big Brother star Jade Goody is to be executed in the Baghdad jail where Saddam Hussain was hanged.
Channel Four and the reality TV show’s producers Endemol have responded to public criticism of Jade’s alleged racism with a surprise one-off revenge special. [read...]