Former minister and human discount voucher, Chris Grayling, who is expected to be appointed as chair of the Intelligence and Security Committee next week, has expressed his delight at the prospect and in particular the exciting opportunity of sending 007 to rub out some dodgy foreign terrorists, [read...]
According to a royal insider, Prince Philip (97) has given up his driving licence simply to make some room in his wallet for several other much more exciting licences, such as pilot, speedboat, jet pack, [read...]
In an interview yesterday with Entertainment yesterday, Idris Elba revealed that, about ten years ago, he was overtaken in a Tesco 10 items or less till queue by a man with red hair and 11 items and that, [read...]
The makers of the iconic James Bond movies have announced that they will be at least two hours longer in duration due to anticipated delays at passport control whenever the crack secret agent is assigned a mission at an exotic European locale. [read...]
Guardian columnist Owen Jones is set to be unveiled as the new James Bond in a surprise move from the franchise. ‘It was something of a surprise for us too,’ admitted Barbara Broccoli of EON Productions. [read...]
