Rumours are growing that Aardman’s stop-motion comedy character, Morph, has been signed up to replace Daniel Craig in the role of James Bond. ‘Morph will get the opportunity to show a darker side of his acting repertoire and use up to 4 different facial expressions, [read...]
Jeremy Corbyn today angrily denied ever being a spy, before taking out his ballpoint pen and shooting the journalist who asked the question. Cornered in a swanky London bar, Corbyn…Jeremy Corbyn, was clad in a slick dinner suit, [read...]
Following her dismissal from the government, Pinewood Studios has announced that Priti Patel will replace Daniel Craig as James Bond and is already shooting her first film. This decision was taken based on Patel’s ability to travel abroad, [read...]
Eon Productions, cashing in on Jeremy Corbyn’s recent success in the General Election, have announced that he will star as the popular British Secret Agent, James Bond, in an upcoming film. ‘We’re pretty excited about Jeremy coming on board for this production and look forward to an interpretation that will be at pace with modern… [read...]
The Trump administration has retracted its allegation that British spy agencies had spied on President Trump ahead of the recent US elections. ‘It’s all my fault, I’d been watching Bond movies on Sky while reading intel reports from NSA and kinda got confused,” [read...]
