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Blofeld ‘furious’ after plans for world domination delayed by faulty volcano lair

International supervillain Ernst Stavro Blofeld is reportedly ‘hopping mad’ today after news that his plans for world domination could be set back by months due to problems with his secret volcano lair.

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Posted: May 31st, 2010
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International super-villain defends prompt murder of British agent ‘007’

'Dr No should've just popped a cap in his ass'Megalomaniac villain Ernest Blofeld has responded vigorously to claims of unsportsmanlike conduct in his treatment of a British agent who penetrated his secret base beneath a volcano in Iceland last week. The agent, unofficially identified as James Bond 007, was immediately executed after being captured by Blofeld’s guards.

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Posted: Mar 19th, 2010
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Boy’s sexual awakening embarrassingly coincides with family’s Bond movie viewing

Won't work out why she's got such a funny name until he's at least fifteenTim Vallely, a 12-year-old boy from Wiltshire, became aware of the power of the intrinsic primal attraction of the opposite sex for the first time this weekend, when sitting on the living room floor while surrounded by three generations of his family watching a Sunday evening James Bond movie.

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Posted: Jan 3rd, 2010
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Amnesty calls for ‘fighting chance’ executions

straps are just about undoable‘Nations must promise to use slower and less effective methods of execution in order to give prisoners at least a last chance of escape.’

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Posted: Aug 17th, 2009
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More security concerns as James Bond’s Facebook page found

Following revelations that the next head of MI6 was found to have a Facebook page, secret agent James Bond has also been found to be an active user of the site.

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Posted: Jul 6th, 2009
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