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Royal corgi to get state funeral

David Cameron has announced there is to be three days of mourning, a public holiday and a state funeral in memory of Monty Windsor, the Royal corgi who sadly passed away over the weekend.

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Posted: Sep 10th, 2012
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James Bond pulled from Olympics promo as ‘license to kill’ found to have expired

It transpires that his ‘license to kill’ expired in 1995, meaning he has technically committed 384 murders in the intervening period.

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Posted: Apr 4th, 2012
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Dr Evil in court over intruder death

bail set at 'a trillion dollars'Dr Evil faces charges over alleged unlawful killing of a burglar at a hollowed out volcano, which doubles as his home and workplace.

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Posted: Oct 18th, 2011
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Blofeld ‘furious’ after plans for world domination delayed by faulty volcano lair

International supervillain Ernst Stavro Blofeld is reportedly ‘hopping mad’ today after news that his plans for world domination could be set back by months due to problems with his secret volcano lair.

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Posted: May 31st, 2010
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International super-villain defends prompt murder of British agent ‘007’

'Dr No should've just popped a cap in his ass'Megalomaniac villain Ernest Blofeld has responded vigorously to claims of unsportsmanlike conduct in his treatment of a British agent who penetrated his secret base beneath a volcano in Iceland last week. The agent, unofficially identified as James Bond 007, was immediately executed after being captured by Blofeld’s guards.

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Posted: Mar 19th, 2010
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