Dry veganuarists are compelling the general population to ‘dig deep’ and suffer their self-obsessiveness and stifling egocentricity for just one more week. [read...]
This surely must be the last day that you can credibly wish work colleagues a Happy New Year, everyone has asked. The request for clarification comes after unseasonably high reported levels of ‘best wishes for 2019′ [read...]
The tea-collecting season commences on January 1st as part of a prolonged cleansing ritual that also features gruelling levels of physical exertion, enforced boredom and various forms of abstinence. Participants experience a number of unpleasant psychological ill effects, [read...]
Doctors’ leaders have called on the government to take urgent action against a new social phenomenon which has caused the sudden deaths of men the length and breadth of the UK.
Affecting mainly self-loathing, [read...]
‘I was just standing by the water cooler, telling everyone about how hilarious the Christmas special of Mrs Brown’s Boys was, and it just came to me,’ explained Hamilton. ‘What if I said it’s only 50 weeks until Christmas!’ [read...]
