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Darth Vader joins Fathers for Justice
Dressed up as Batman to draw attention to his plight. [read...]
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How to make your own Star Wars film
If you’re a middle-aged man and concerned that latest Star Wars is not meant for you, why not make your own? Follow our ten easy steps:
1) Spend months constructing an intricate story, [read...]
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Darth Vader seeks revenge by ‘living well’
Lord of the Sith Darth Vader has warned his sworn enemies that he will be unleashing revenge in its most ruthless form, simply by living well. The Dark Emperor threatened a low carb gluten free diet, [read...]
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Ofsted identify failing Jedi schools
Fans of ‘The Force Awakens’ were disappointed to discover that a top Gove Academy has been forced into special measures. With the same alarming predictability of a US High School, another ’emo kid with midichlorians and acne’ [read...]
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Star Wars fans disappointed in long dull film about British astronaut
Ardent Star Wars fans have declared themselves disappointed with the latest edition to the George Lucas franchise; with none predicting that it would be a bland film about a UK astronaut. Those who had been expecting an exciting narrative of Jedi and TIE fighters will be treated to a six-month yawn-fest as Mr. [read...]