Darth Vader joins Fathers for Justice
Dressed up as Batman to draw attention to his plight. [read...]
Dressed up as Batman to draw attention to his plight. [read...]
If you’re a middle-aged man and concerned that latest Star Wars is not meant for you, why not make your own? Follow our ten easy steps:
1) Spend months constructing an intricate story, [read...]
Lord of the Sith Darth Vader has warned his sworn enemies that he will be unleashing revenge in its most ruthless form, simply by living well. The Dark Emperor threatened a low carb gluten free diet, [read...]
Fans of ‘The Force Awakens’ were disappointed to discover that a top Gove Academy has been forced into special measures. With the same alarming predictability of a US High School, another ’emo kid with midichlorians and acne’ [read...]
Ardent Star Wars fans have declared themselves disappointed with the latest edition to the George Lucas franchise; with none predicting that it would be a bland film about a UK astronaut. Those who had been expecting an exciting narrative of Jedi and TIE fighters will be treated to a six-month yawn-fest as Mr. [read...]