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X-Factor USA in crisis as Paula Abdul’s nose quits show

UK show also under threat as Louis Walsh's jock strap feeling the strainThe X-Factor USA was plunged into turmoil today with the shock announcement that Paula Abdul’s nose is to leave the show. A spokesman for the show confirmed that the nose had parted company with Paula’s face due to ‘cosmetic differences’.

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Posted: Nov 8th, 2011
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Austerity-conscious Queen downgrades 2012 Jubilee to ‘Diamonique’

Buckingham Palace has today announced that the Queen ‘wishes to recognise the fragile state of the economy’ by downgrading her Jubilee celebrations next year from diamond to diamonique.

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Posted: Jun 3rd, 2011
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Liam Fox apologises for soundtrack to Afghan war

UK Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox has been forced into an apology for the poor soundtrack to the current Afghan and Libyan conflicts. ‘People look back on the Vietnam war and remember the great soundtrack but forget all the bad stuff’ he explained. ‘One of the biggest problems faced by our forces today in Afghanistan and Libya is the low availability of good music.’

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Posted: May 28th, 2011
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Doctors discover vaccine for Bieber fever

Medical researchers have discovered a vaccine that could eradicate Bieber Fever within a generation, finally silencing the hysterical screams of the condition’s prepubescent female victims.

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Posted: Mar 8th, 2011
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Publicity-starved Jedward ask if, hypothetically, the incest taboo applies to same-sex siblings

XTwins John and Edward Grimes took a break between songs during a personal appearance at Kingston’s Bentall Shopping Centre yesterday afternoon to discuss, in hypothetical terms, the relevance of the incest taboo in a same-sex sibling context.

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Posted: Dec 8th, 2010
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