Buckingham Palace has today announced that the Queen ‘wishes to recognise the fragile state of the economy’ by downgrading her Jubilee celebrations next year from diamond to diamonique.
Posted: Jun 3rd, 2011
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UK Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox has been forced into an apology for the poor soundtrack to the current Afghan and Libyan conflicts. ‘People look back on the Vietnam war and remember the great soundtrack but forget all the bad stuff’ he explained. ‘One of the biggest problems faced by our forces today in Afghanistan and Libya is the low availability of good music.’
Posted: May 28th, 2011
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Medical researchers have discovered a vaccine that could eradicate Bieber Fever within a generation, finally silencing the hysterical screams of the condition’s prepubescent female victims.
Posted: Mar 8th, 2011
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Twins John and Edward Grimes took a break between songs during a personal appearance at Kingston’s Bentall Shopping Centre yesterday afternoon to discuss, in hypothetical terms, the relevance of the incest taboo in a same-sex sibling context.
Posted: Dec 8th, 2010
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Pop supremo Simon Cowell has attempted to head off any criticism of his chart dominance this year by launching a Facebook group called ‘Rage against Rage Against the Machine’.
Posted: Aug 7th, 2010
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