Medical researchers have discovered a vaccine that could eradicate Bieber Fever within a generation, finally silencing the hysterical screams of the condition’s prepubescent female victims. [read...]
Twins John and Edward Grimes took a break between songs during a personal appearance at Kingston’s Bentall Shopping Centre yesterday afternoon to discuss, in hypothetical terms, the relevance of the incest taboo in a same-sex sibling context. [read...]
Pop supremo Simon Cowell has attempted to head off any criticism of his chart dominance this year by launching a Facebook group called ‘Rage against Rage Against the Machine’. [read...]
‘We reserve Class A status for celebrities who have a serious impact on people’s lives.’ [read...]
Simon Cowell’s star-studded version of ‘Everybody Hurts’ for the survivors of the Haiti earthquake is ‘poor, derivative and uninspired’ say Haitians. [read...]
