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Jehovah’s witnesses attempt to proselytise god

God almighty, the famously self-employed inventor and property mogul, has revealed that a series of Jehovah’s witnesses arriving at his office for their ultimate holy judgement have attempted to convince him to join their religion.

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Posted: Oct 15th, 2013
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Use a big plank with a nail in it, advises Ken Clarke on self-defence law

you might as well kill them, kill them all!Justice Secretary Ken Clarke has said that knifing a robber in the vitals will no longer be a criminal offence under the law of self-defence in England.

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Posted: Jun 29th, 2011
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Jehovah’s Witness kept talking all evening after making mistake of opening door to trick-or-treaters

they had an answer for everythingBecame embroiled in a painful three-hour discussion about the true meaning of the festival and its significance to modern society.

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Posted: Oct 31st, 2009
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