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Scientists say Jennifer Aniston can be ‘romantically linked’ to 50% of humans

‘Overall, being male and within a ten-foot radius of Aniston increased the chances of being labelled the ‘new love in Jen’s life’ by a ratio of 89:1.’

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Posted: Apr 1st, 2010
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Middle-aged bachelor ‘in with a shot’ after Kate Winslet split

Near, far, wherever you are Oi, believe that the heart does gou urrnnnA 47 year-old Dudley singleton has received a ‘shot in the arm’ to his dreams of finding love, after it was announced that glamorous actress Kate Winslet is to split from her husband, director Sam Mendes.

Double glazing salesman Nigel Trudd claims that, while he has every sympathy for Ms. Winslet’s family, news of the split couldn’t have come at a better time. ‘I was beginning to lose hope about ever marrying a Hollywood starlet to be honest…’

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Posted: Mar 17th, 2010
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World leaders anxiously await outcome of Grazia editorial meeting

World leaders stood by powerlessly last night as the latest editorial meeting at style bible Grazia sat in judgement on the key issues affecting the globe.

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Posted: Feb 10th, 2010
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Aniston shocked that so-called ‘Friends’ didn’t reveal her nipples were showing

Friends star Jennifer Aniston is reported to have fallen out with ex-cast members of the hit sit-com after having discovered that her nipples could be seen during recording…

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Posted: Mar 4th, 2009
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