Following the signing of former Top Gear presenters Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May, online retail and media giant Amazon have announced plans to ‘physically stream’ the maverick trio into viewers’ homes via Prime Air drones. [read...]
Jeremy Slatter, a polite and normal chartered surveyor from Bromsgrove, has emigrated to the USA, abandoning his career, his wife and their three children. Speaking to reporters as he embarked at Heathrow last night, Slatter said that the pressure of sharing his name with all of the most obnoxious twats in Britain had driven him… [read...]
A Top Gear challenge to discover which of the presenters had the fastest wife has been criticised after Jeremy Clarkson decided to swap spouses, and was seen clambering into an ex-wife whom he declared an ‘absolute classic’. [read...]
The revelation is particularly embarrassing as Mr Kent works as a mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Planet which had been campaigning for an end to the use of the law courts to protect celebrities from prying newspapers. [read...]
English jurisprudence has been thrown into turmoil by the shock news that people travelling on buses in the vicinity of Clapham are no wiser than people elsewhere. ‘The ‘man on the Clapham omnibus’ is a sacred principle’, [read...]
