The revelation is particularly embarrassing as Mr Kent works as a mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Planet which had been campaigning for an end to the use of the law courts to protect celebrities from prying newspapers. [read...]
English jurisprudence has been thrown into turmoil by the shock news that people travelling on buses in the vicinity of Clapham are no wiser than people elsewhere. ‘The ‘man on the Clapham omnibus’ is a sacred principle’, [read...]
Health and safety-flouting novelty rally driver Dick Dastardly is said to be locked in ‘despicable, underhand negotiations’ with BBC executives, for the post of chief host of flagship motoring show Top Gear, recently vacated by Jeremy Clarkson. [read...]
Fans of austerity and motorcars have been delighted by a new TV series, featuring the Government driving the economy into the ditch. In addition, the trio plan to tour the world speaking very loudly in English, [read...]
Kent woke today to scenes of carnage after a giant James May roamed the countryside overnight, leaving a trail of destruction in his wake. [read...]
