In a newspaper column, for an eye-watering fee, the humble former Top Gear presenter has admitted he’s been suffering from the Coronavirus since the 1980’s. As well as losing his sense of smell, Clarkson says his sense of style was also destroyed by the virus, [read...]
Following the TUI ‘unmasking’ flight shambles, it’s clear that the great British public are just too thick, obstinate or selfish to be allowed out unsupervised, therefore the following strategies are being put into place asap: One person, [read...]
Amazon show The Grand Tour has returned for a fourth season of impractical motoring with its dementia-dodging hosts Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. mid an atmosphere of rising methane levels, the show’s producers say they are trying to make it more environmentally friendly, [read...]
Following the signing of former Top Gear presenters Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May, online retail and media giant Amazon have announced plans to ‘physically stream’ the maverick trio into viewers’ homes via Prime Air drones. [read...]
Jeremy Slatter, a polite and normal chartered surveyor from Bromsgrove, has emigrated to the USA, abandoning his career, his wife and their three children. Speaking to reporters as he embarked at Heathrow last night, Slatter said that the pressure of sharing his name with all of the most obnoxious twats in Britain had driven him… [read...]
