‘Slob walk’ protesters march in support of Ken Clarke
Support groups for ignorant fat slobs have reacted with outrage at the recent attack on a completely innocent Member of Parliament, Ken Clark, 70.
Posted: May 20th, 2011
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Clark Kent admits taking out ‘Super-injunction’
The revelation is particularly embarrassing as Mr Kent works as a mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Planet which had been campaigning for an end to the use of the law courts to protect celebrities from prying newspapers.
Posted: May 10th, 2011
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Top Gear producers angrily deny any resemblance to Last of the Summer Wine
‘Our programme features three old gits at odds with the modern world who retreat into a second childhood. How on earth is that similar to Last of the Summer Wine?’
Posted: Apr 8th, 2011
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Giant James May terrorises Kent after being given ‘wrong kind of growth hormones’
Kent woke today to scenes of carnage after a giant James May roamed the countryside overnight, leaving a trail of destruction in his wake.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2011
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BBC run out of ideas for what to do with James May
BBC producers threw in the towel today over what to do next with James May, claiming to have exhausted the ways to present ‘a middle-aged bloke fannying around with toys and cars.’
Posted: Dec 2nd, 2010
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