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Top Gear controversy escalates as ‘deeply inoffensive’ off-air comments revealed

new Stig actually from just outside Acapulco Top Gear have apologised in a written statement signed by all three presenters and producers after supposedly ‘off air’ comments made during the segue from studio broadcasting to feature were transmitted live.

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Posted: Feb 2nd, 2011
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BBC run out of ideas for what to do with James May

BBC producers threw in the towel today over what to do next with James May, claiming to have exhausted the ways to present ‘a middle-aged bloke fannying around with toys and cars.’

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Posted: Dec 2nd, 2010
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Top Gear cameramen somehow capture every moment of mad cap unpredictable race

The camera crew responsible for filming the unpredictable daredevil exploits of the Top Gear team are to be awarded a BAFTA prize for excellence after once again somehow managing to capture a stunt’s every moment of spontaneous outlandish action.

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Posted: Jun 11th, 2010
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Clarkson uses supercar to travel back to time before Political Correctness

'Nothing to complain about in the fifties. Until now.'‘Fortunately I’ve arrived in a time when they didn’t need a bunch of health and safety Commissars.’

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Posted: Jan 20th, 2010
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‘I need help’ says assisted-suicide bomber

a good way to get rid of the family this ChristmasA man who wishes to end it all in the manner of a suicide bomber is appealing against the refusal of the National Health Service to help him kill himself and everyone around him. ‘All I want to do is blow myself up’, said Colin Jessop, ‘but my doctor refuses to help me. He only has to pull the cord on my rucksack. But ‘Oh no’, it’s ‘medical ethics’ this and ‘Hippocratic Oath’ that. It’s political correctness gone mad.’

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Posted: Dec 14th, 2009
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