To packed conference in California, Google co-founder, Sergey Brin revealed plans to manufacture a vehicle that will allow BBC presenters to focus less on steering and more on ‘pejorative terms for Asians’. [read...]
An image of Jesus has appeared on Jeremy Clarkson’s teeth, the first holy endorsement of the car journalist’s ‘motor mouth’.
‘Just because I’m on TV people think I should have perfect teeth but I’m not a homosexual so I don’t go to the dentist’, [read...]
‘It had been hibernating for years but we managed to tempt it out with a small bottle of Krug and a free trip to the Eurovision Song Contest.’ [read...]
Scientists at the Institute of Clinical Knowledge believe they may have finally proved that other people are definitely arseholes. Lead author Dr John Anderson said, ‘For many years there has been anecdotal evidence that other people are arseholes but we believe we have conclusively proved it.’ [read...]