Prime minister David Cameron has today admitted to trying to leave the embattled culture secretary Jeremy Hunt behind in a pub, a railway station, two airports and a caravan. [read...]
[Triumphal music and fanfares as Theresa May and her Cabinet ride coconuts into the scene outside the walls of the European Commission]
May: Halt! Hello! Hello!
Barnier: ‘Allo! Who is zis?
May: It is Prime Minister May, [read...]
The UK government has accused Russia’s intelligence services of interfering with voting in Rear of the Year 2017. The National Cyber Security Centre has said it has “indisputable evidence” hackers employed by the Russian state influenced the poll in favour of Countdown star Rachel Riley. [read...]
Rupert Murdoch has insisted that the process for appointing Tony Blair as godfather to his child was entirely transparent and fair, and that no preferential treatment was given. [read...]
“Eventually I was given some aspirin and told to go home. In the meantime, my car had got a ticket as I’d been waiting for so long.” [read...]