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Lego launches new Coalition Cabinet minifigures range

The new Lego characters include ‘Culture Secretary Dude’, sporting a large Sky satellite dish on his head feeding directly into an earpiece.

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Posted: Aug 8th, 2012
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Trashy sex novels blamed for decline in writing standards

Dorothy Peel, head of the Media Sciences Unit which produced the report, parted her pink, moist lips, slipped her hand down towards her midriff, caressed her womanly cleft, and explained the group’s findings.

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Posted: Jul 24th, 2012
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Cameron admits trying to leave Jeremy Hunt behind in a pub

bought him a drink, but wasn't expecting favour to be returnedPrime minister David Cameron has today admitted to trying to leave the embattled culture secretary Jeremy Hunt behind in a pub, a railway station, two airports and a caravan.

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Posted: Jun 11th, 2012
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US politicians to offer ‘effective corruption training’ to UK MPs

A delegation of US and Italian politicians have launched a high-profile conference in London to teach British politicians how to stop fannying about claiming Commons expenses for gardening costs, and switch to proper corruption like dumping your ex-lover’s body in the local river and then having the judge trying you shot by a hitman.

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Posted: Jun 11th, 2012
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Ed Miliband calls for his own resignation

It is believed that the Labour leader may have got confused about whose resignation he was due to call for today.

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Posted: May 2nd, 2012
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