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Cancer still fatal despite NHS Facebook page

‘Fatal diseases are still by-passing our leafleting campaigns,’ admitted Health Minister Jeremy Hunt. ‘The NHS leads the world in leafleting and our use of Facebook as a distribution medium is world-class, so the latest figures are particularly disappointing.’

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Posted: Dec 10th, 2013
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Lonely people on ‘red alert’ as Jeremy Hunt threatens to spend time with them

‘I’ll be a little like Father Christmas. Emptying my burgeoning sack of ‘good company’ into your smiling face’, declared the Secretary of State for Health.

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Posted: Oct 21st, 2013
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Free schools’ unqualified staff idea extended to ‘Free Hospitals’

Policy HuntUnder new plans unveiled by the government, citizens are now being allowed to set up their own GP surgeries and hospitals without having to worry about the levels of bureaucracy which currently force them to use qualified staff.

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Posted: Oct 20th, 2013
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NHS outlines controversial plan for ‘zero hospital killings’

Plan flies in the face of recent Government initiatives ‘Wages spoil Nurses’, ‘Beds are for Wooses’ and ‘The Harold Shipman Pathway to lower Waiting Lists’.

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Posted: Aug 8th, 2013
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NHS to start publishing surgeons’ golf handicaps

‘The public have the right to know how their surgeon is performing on the fairways and the greens,’ said Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt.

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Posted: Jun 28th, 2013
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