The Greek tragedy celebrity is recovering from having his bizarre sex life examined and dissected by the country’s unemployed after he appeared on the popular talk show this morning. The show saw the most nail-biting wait for DNA results in the its history, [read...]
Although not officially announced until the end of next month, details of this year’s Dishonours List have been leaked and include dozens of newly-minted twats, pricks, sods and tossers – individuals whose contributions to public life have been irritating, [read...]
The tragic death by suicide of one of Jeremy Kyle’s guests has led to a number of questions, the main one being: How is this the first time? “We never meant for a guest to die”, [read...]
TV host Jeremy Kyle has admitted defeat in his bold attempt to distract Tudor monarch Henry VIII from his bid to divorce his middle-aged wife and overthrow the authority of the Papacy. The episode, [read...]
ITV has announced Good Morning Britain is to be renamed Tiswas and is taking over Jeremy Kyle’s recently vacated time slot, whilst also dropping any last pretence of being a real news show. A production assistant said: ‘We’ve seen our ratings soar against BBC Breakfast in recent months after distancing ourselves from proper news reporting,… [read...]
