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Jesus still working on ‘difficult’ second coming
‘You’ve got to strike that difficult balance between giving fans more of what they want and taking things on artistically.’ [read...]
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God ‘gutted’ after Jesus signs for Islam on a free contract
‘the time’s now right to move out of my comfort zone and try something new.‘ [read...]
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Outrage in Calvary as emergency services took three days to respond
Angry residents are demanding an immediate investigation into the case of a crucified man with serious injuries to his hands, feet and side who had to wait three days for paramedics to arrive on the scene. [read...]
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Image of Jesus appears on Jeremy Clarkson’s teeth
An image of Jesus has appeared on Jeremy Clarkson’s teeth, the first holy endorsement of the car journalist’s ‘motor mouth’.
‘Just because I’m on TV people think I should have perfect teeth but I’m not a homosexual so I don’t go to the dentist’, [read...]
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‘Is this cellulite in an ancient picture of Mary Magdalene?’ asks Daily Mail
‘Close analysis of the picture shows that Mary Magdalene is displaying obvious signs of cellulite,’ wrote lifestyle analyst Liz Jones. ‘Worse still, her hair is all over the place. Ooh darling, that’s a fashion disaster. [read...]