Crucifixion of Jesus ‘may have been a DIY accident’
‘He may have got in a tangle attempting to put up some shelves’ [read...]
‘He may have got in a tangle attempting to put up some shelves’ [read...]
The government responsible for a near-catastrophic covid-19 response has announced that churches and other places of worship are set to reopen from 15 June. A taskforce including faith leaders was launched last month to develop a plan to enable the phased and safe reopening of religious buildings, [read...]
A doctor is facing professional ruin after a man he pronounced dead was later seen walking around Galilee in perfect health. The disgraced medic says that he didn’t have time to look closely at the alleged corpse before signing the papers, [read...]
‘Close analysis of the picture shows that Mary Magdalene is displaying obvious signs of cellulite,’ wrote lifestyle analyst Liz Jones. ‘Worse still, her hair is all over the place. Ooh darling, that’s a fashion disaster. [read...]
The direct, unadulterated word of God was passed down to a Nuneaton man in the form of an updated set of commandments, saved on a brand new Apple iPad tablet. [read...]