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Bookies celebrate as Jesus loses Jerusalem’s Got Talent

Leper he cured in show three turned out to be a stoogeFans of ‘Jerusalem’s Got Talent’ were left reeling yesterday following the news that the runaway bookies’ favourite Jesus Christ had been beaten into second place by notorious criminal Barabbas.

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Posted: Apr 1st, 2010
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Near miss as Large Hadron Collider discovers ‘Son of God’ particle

‘It’s not quite the God particle we’ve been looking for, ‘said Professor Mann, head of the Atlas Project at CERN, ‘but it’s a miracle nonetheless.’

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Posted: Mar 31st, 2010
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Modern-day Moses receives Commandments 2.0 on iPad tablet

God advising everyone to covet OS XThe direct, unadulterated word of God was passed down to a Nuneaton man in the form of an updated set of commandments, saved on a brand new Apple iPad tablet.

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Posted: Jan 31st, 2010
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Statue in church ‘looks like Jesus’

A recently-redundant former City bond trader has told of how he found religion after being forced him to take refuge in a church just off Pudding Lane.

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Posted: Oct 6th, 2009
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Excitement in heaven as Jesus finds image of Mr and Mrs Renfrew in slice of toast

It was jubilation as usual in Paradise today as our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ discovered an image of Percy and Ethel Renfrew, of Penge, formed by the more burnt parts on a slice of celestial toast.

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Posted: Jun 14th, 2009
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