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Jesus has Beckham tattoo

Art critic Brian Sewell said this amazing discovery offers ‘much greater realism and depth’. He added: ‘What we now know is that all the apostles are having different reactions to the news that Jesus has had the Beckham tattoo. Peter is angry, perhaps because the new technology shows that he has also had ‘a Beckham’, and no-one likes a copycat.

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Posted: Apr 27th, 2010
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Planning permission loophole scuppers crucifixion of Jesus

Jesus Christ was freed today after it transpired that planning laws prevented the erection at Calvary of temporary or permanent structures, such as large wooden crosses.

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Posted: Apr 2nd, 2010
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Near miss as Large Hadron Collider discovers ‘Son of God’ particle

‘It’s not quite the God particle we’ve been looking for, ‘said Professor Mann, head of the Atlas Project at CERN, ‘but it’s a miracle nonetheless.’

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Posted: Mar 31st, 2010
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Jesus still working on ‘difficult’ second coming

star admits he's kept fans waiting 'too long'‘You’ve got to strike that difficult balance between giving fans more of what they want and taking things on artistically.’

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Posted: Mar 5th, 2010
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Meek still waiting admits Pope

987-pope‘unforeseen delays regarding an outstanding commitment made nearly 2000 years ago’

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Posted: Feb 19th, 2009
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