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Unmarried middle-aged uncle won’t be putting kisses on cards this Christmas
Unmarried uncle of four, Derek Johnson, has decided not to put kisses on the Christmas card he is sending to his nephews and nieces this year. [read...]
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Worlds worst publisher vows to struggle on
Westley Books, a by-word in the publishing industry for ill-judged, poorly timed and just plain wrong publishing ventures, has reported a significant annual trading loss for the fourth year on the trot. [read...]
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BBC 2 declares war on BBC 1
‘Outsourced catering staff, fearing for their lives, have fled the battle scenes, leaving tea bars and soup ‘n’ baguette franchises empty’ [read...]
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More allegations of abuse by Santa Claus
Yet more allegations have been flooding in which suggest renowned children’s charity worker Santa Claus was in fact at the heart of a sickening global paedophile ring, possibly spanning many decades. [read...]
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Dudley plumber Jimmy Savile forced to flee to ‘safe village’ by ill-informed mob
Jimmy Savile, a 45 year old plumber from Dudley, is the latest name-a-like forced to relocate to Farnton, a secluded, high security village in Suffolk created especially for individuals who share names with public hate figures. [read...]