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Google Glasses ‘would have detected Savile’

celebrity encounters can be videoed and instantly uploaded to YouTubeThe company has declared that their innovative, interactive ‘Glass’ spectacles are so brilliant they could have helped police in identifying celebratory perverts.

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Posted: May 10th, 2014
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Hallmark launch new card range for contrite sex pests

Greetings card manufacturer Hallmark has launched a new range of cards aimed at the remorseful sex offender. The new cards, which Hallmark are calling ‘the post-Savile range’, have been introduced in response to the recent spike in the number of court cases and allegations of sexual misconduct among celebrities.

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Posted: May 6th, 2014
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BBC 2 declares war on BBC 1

could signal the end of Gardener's Question Time‘Outsourced catering staff, fearing for their lives, have fled the battle scenes, leaving tea bars and soup ‘n’ baguette franchises empty’

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Posted: Jan 22nd, 2014
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Unmarried middle-aged uncle won’t be putting kisses on cards this Christmas

'Santa doesn't exist, by the way. He's just me.'Unmarried uncle of four, Derek Johnson, has decided not to put kisses on the Christmas card he is sending to his nephews and nieces this year.

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Posted: Dec 11th, 2013
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Mastermind chair arrested in Operation Yewtree swoop

pervertThe famous black chair from quiz show, Mastermind, has been arrested on suspicion of hundreds of counts of indecent assault between 1972 and 2013.

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Posted: Oct 26th, 2013
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