You don’t know you’re beautiful, baby [read...]
Satan has today issued a press release warning that austerity measures might compromise the quality and severity of punishments in hell.
Costcutting measures have included halving the number of full-time employed demons tormenting sinners and turning down the thermostat from ‘burning’ [read...]
‘Why couldn’t you once just say ‘ETA’?’ asked Basque separatist group ETA leader Garikoitz Aspiazu Rubina, in an emotional plea to the world’s media to afford them the same status as the IRA, the KGB and JLS, [read...]
JLS appeared at 15 Chessington Avenue last night to switch on the Christmas lights for the Thompson family after accepting an invitation from dad of two, Adrian Thompson. [read...]