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Celebrities to balls-up your commute on Poppy Day

Service announcements at Wood Lane will be replaced by Joey Barton reciting the prologue from Friedrich Nietzsche’s ‘Das Verhältnis der Schopenhauer Ischen Philosophie zu einer deutschen Kultur’, before bursting out of the control office and head-butting commuters on to the track.

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Posted: Oct 29th, 2014
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British Army to disband Royal Milk Tray Regiment

Defence Secretary Philip Hammond has today announced that the Royal Milk Tray Regiment is to be disbanded with immediate effect. The regiment, famed for their daring heroics in delivering boxes of chocolates to ladies who loved Milk Tray, had fallen out of favour with the public and the MoD, and had seen little active service of late.

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Posted: Aug 29th, 2012
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Lumley triumphant as Muppets allowed UK citizenship

many Muppets took immense personal risksActor and campaigner Joanna Lumley has scored another campaigning victory after the Government today announced that Muppets would be given the right to settle in Britain.

‘We have learned lessons on this one,’ said new Home Secretary Alan Johnson at a press conference.’The Government understands that the public want to provide a welcome to those who have dedicated their lives to entertaining our nation …

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Posted: Jun 10th, 2009
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