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Professional footballers eagerly await release of Office Manager 2012

Theo Walcott dreams of nothing but paperclips all day long‘After the drudgery of training, playing, dating beautiful women and being pursued by the paparazzi, it’s great to escape into the world of purchase orders, staff rotas and VAT returns,’ said Theo Walcott. ‘It’s what every young boy dreams of.’

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Posted: Jan 8th, 2012
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David Blaine to work in mundane job for forty five years

US illusionist David Blaine is to take on his biggest challenge yet in a feat of endurance that has silenced even his harshest critics. ‘I will go to new parts of my mind,’ he said, ‘I will wake up at six thirty every morning and travel to an office.’

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Posted: Sep 24th, 2008
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Office ‘nutter’ did actually have serious mental health problems

‘Oh, yeah, Greg was always telling us how mad he was!’

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Posted: Jul 17th, 2007
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