One 10-mile-a-day jogger explained how he broke the habit and found salvation in strong drink. ‘I had no idea how much of an impact my jogging was having on people around me,’ wrote Micky Cohen. [read...]
The woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was spotted by a tourist as she smirked her was across the park, failing to wear a face like she was giving birth to a breach baby or a man having thumbscrews tightened on his testicles. [read...]
‘The harms associated with this addictive pastime include exhaustion, grazed knees and sprained ankles,’ Home Office Minister David Hanson told Parliament yesterday. [read...]
A man who dropped dead whilst jogging drowned in his own sweat after covering his entire body with antiperspirant, a coroner has ruled. [read...]
A Consumer’s survey has revealed that only 4% of the presents opened on Christmas day were exactly what the recipient wanted or asked for. All the rest were either slightly but irritatingly wrong or actually be so completely inappropriate or misjudged that it would have been better to buy nothing at all. [read...]
