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After success of The Place to Eat, John Lewis rebrands loos ‘The Place to Shit’

‘Our café is the place to eat. Our retail space is the place to shop. Our car park is the place to park. So it makes sense that our lavatories earn the title ‘The Place to Shit’ explained John Lewis marketing strategist Gemma Smythe.

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Posted: Aug 11th, 2015
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John Lewis refuses store card application for Greek PM

There was yet more embarrassment for the Greek government this week as it was revealed that the UK shopping network John Lewis refused an on-line store card application from Greek PM Alexis Tsipras.

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Posted: Jun 26th, 2015
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Waitrose to go door-to-door making people cry in ‘targeted’ Christmas campaign

This child is later shown being sent back down t'pitWaitrose have announced that they are eschewing the traditional TV Christmas ad campaign; instead, they have unveiled ‘(an) individually-tailored campaign of lachrymosity.’

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Posted: Nov 16th, 2014
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FIFA to investigate match fixing during 1914 Christmas Day international

twenty two men and an air-filled BlatterFIFA President Sepp Blatter has announced that the organisation is to launch a ‘root and branch’ investigation into claims that British servicemen were involved in ‘match-fixing’ against Germany, during a hastily arranged international on Christmas Day in 1914.

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Posted: Nov 15th, 2014
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John Lewis penguin escapes forced marriage hell

never knowingly taken up the aisleA female penguin has hit out against retail giant John Lewis for what is being described as a ‘forced and highly illegal marriage’ between herself and ‘Monty’, co-star of the widely anticipated Christmas commercial released last week. The flightless bird, who hit headlines for her brief appearance in the advert, claims the whole setup was against her will, and that she intends to press charges against the well-known high street chain.

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Posted: Nov 11th, 2014
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