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Tories call in Joe the Plumber to fix broken Britain

Dave on the right, Joe somewhere in betweenIn a surprise move the Conservative Party has called on Joe the Plumber, hero of the 2008 US presidential election campaign, to help them repair Britain’s broken society. ‘It is only by supporting small businesses like Joe’s that we will kick-start the economic recovery,’ said David Cameron, ‘and I can’t think of anyone better qualified to help when this country is up its neck in Brown.’

Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, who was recruited by the Republicans after challenging Barack Obama on his tax plans during the 2008 campaign, admitted having to think long and hard before agreeing to enter frontline British politics. ‘I’ve had a good look round,’ he said, sighing and shaking his head. ‘Looks like you’ve had some real cowboys in here. It’s gonna be a big job to sort all this out, and I can’t start before next week.’

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Posted: Apr 24th, 2010
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Obama comes out as French

Just hours after Americans elected their first ever black President, Barack Obama has dropped a political bombshell by announcing that he is in fact French.

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Posted: Nov 5th, 2008
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