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Prescott turns down James Bond as ‘too misogynisticatal’

John Prescott has declined the role of James Bond because he felt the role was ‘a bit sexist’ and ‘lacked the scholasticated gravitas’ he would naturally bring to any performance, despite the inevitability of any public ballot for the role means that fans will overwhelmingly vote for him, particularly the ladies.

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Posted: Aug 17th, 2015
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Lord Prescott ‘knows where the Falkirk is’

Lord Prescott has been drawn into the Falkirk selection row, after claiming on Radio 4′s Today programme that he didn’t know where the constituency was and also that he did, as far as anybody could make out.

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Posted: Jul 12th, 2013
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Middle East tense as Brown asks Blair: ‘When are you resigning as peace envoy?’

Governments in the Middle East and around the world are said to be ‘tense and concerned’ after Gordon Brown approached Tony Blair at the weekend and asked: “when are you resigning as peace envoy?”

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Posted: Nov 6th, 2011
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Iran completes construction of Death Star

'these are not the excuses you are looking for'‘The Death Star will be used for entirely peaceful purposes. Israel has no reason to worry about our new novelty paperweight.’

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Posted: Aug 30th, 2010
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John Prescott ‘turned down chance to be London 2012 mascot’

The London 2012 Olympics organising committee disappoints the nation by admitting that it was unable to persuade John Prescott to be the 2012 mascot, the role being awarded to two strange, meaningless blobs instead of just the one.

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Posted: May 20th, 2010
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